Think of all the ways you can slowly murder your one working brain cell. You can partake in a little “comradery” with a crack pipe. You can drink an entire bottle of Faygo. You can read a post on this blog. You can listen to 5 seconds of a Tila Tequila song. You can think of Gallagher. You can ponder the inner workings of magnets. Or you can watch this 17-minute long infomercial for the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos! Put that on your nuts, bitch!
This year’s gathering promises all kinds of magic including: wrestling, “comradery“, seminars, newfound friendships, and performances by Naughty by Nature, Method Man, Gallagher, Ron Jeremy, Tila Tequila and Todd Bridges!
They don’t mention this in the trailer, but you will most likely get a train ran on you in one of the handicapped Port-A-Potties so your genitals will look like a melted Pennywise mask once the weekend is over. Yeah, that convinced you too, right? See you there!