Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 19, 2010 / Posted by:

These two singers are B list although one of them probably has close to A list name recognition. Both male. Anyway, it turns out that when they worked on a project together they ended up falling for each other. So far, it is being covered up for the sake of one of them who is involved with a woman. (CDAN)

This is as vague as the sex in my last relationship. You’d have to be there to know what I’m talking about, and trust me you don’t EVER want to be there. So because of this, I’ll just barf out a bunch of guesses: Drake & T.I.? Usher & Justin Bieber? Usher & T.I. & Diddy? Lady Gaga & Beyonce? Glamberace & Kris Allen? Clay Gayken & Ruben Studdard? Ricky Martin & Skeletor? Enrique Iglesias & Pitbull? Ricky Martin & Enrique Iglesias? John Legend & Andre 3000? Jordan Knight & AJ McLean? Tom Jones & Jon Bon Jovi? Tom Jones & Wayne Newton. I can do this all night….

This A list couple, which consists of a B list movie actor who used to be A++ and his B- list movie actress wife have a secret for keeping young. Or at least they think it does. Apparently they buy in bulk, botox in a bottle. The bottles which cost $600, are meant to last a year, but are used by the couple at the rate of about one a week. (CDAN)

CZJ’s Asian looking ass and Michael Douglas? But MD doesn’t use it on his face. He uses it on his b-hole, so CZJ doesn’t have to change his diapers as often.

Which diva was at a posh lounge introducing herself to men, “I’m famous, and I’m on a reality TV show. Do you want to get me a drink?” — to which one guy replied, “I’ve never heard of you,” prompting the surgically enhanced “blonde” to frown and turn in search of her next. (Page Six)

Since it is physically impossible for Heidi Montag to frown, I’ll go with Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta or Joanne from Sunset Daze?

Money can’t buy you love, but it sure can buy you a public relations blitz. This American-born actor doesn’t have the best reputation in the world. However, despite his claims to a lessening fortune, he’s still got plenty of dough to buy temporary mates to bolster his image. On most websites, public opinion has resoundingly turned against this actor. However, on some of the most popular news and gossip sites, there are a puzzling bounty of posts lauding him as a great man and the victim of a conspiracy. Turns out that it is no coincidence. There is actually a team of people who have been hired specifically to adopt multiple personalities on each of about a dozen of the most popular news and gossip sites. Their job is to try to make their client look better by posting positive and supportive messages about him… and negative messages about others. If you look a little closer at those posters, you’ll see that they are new and exist solely to support this m* f* son of a w* c* b*. (Blind Gossip)

How does one join Mel Gibson’s web whores of redemption, because he probably drops at least a dozen “cunts” during the morning pep talk and I’m into that.

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