Because You’ve Never Seen This Before

July 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Here are a few grainy shots from the ad campaign for Jennifer Aniston’s new perfume LOLavie (full name: Lonely Vagina), which will be unleashed on London this Wednesday. Some of you might be thinking that Jen is pulling out her old tricks by posing topless for attention. But Jen is simply showing everyone that her Eww de Desperation isn’t for miserable spinsters in need of a scent to mask their loneliness (smells like stale poon, kitty litter and nose mucus).

No, LOLavie is for FREE women who can flash their titties in public without worrying about a child they might embarrass or a husband who will tell their asses to cover up. It’s for the woman who wants the salt on her chichis to come from sea water and not from some dumb man’s cum shot!

I’m sure that when this shoot was over, Jen threw up her arms and screamed out in freedom! And then a wave crashed, which reminded her of water breaking, which reminded her of babies being born and then…well…

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