This is the same way I felt after watching Catwoman (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Jon Hamm sashaying around like a sober James Bond – Lainey Gossip
Is there such thing as a lent for attention whores? If so, Adrianne Curry needs give up Twitter for it – Egotastic!
I don’t know about Mickey Rourke playing Gareth Thomas, but he’s perfect for the role of the rugby ball – Towleroad
The magnificent return of Tabitha Taylor – Hollywood Tuna
I almost didn’t recognize Katy Perry’s chichis without whipped cream shooting out of ’em – The Superficial
January Jones and Jason Sudeikis are still a thing. This might be a record for her – Just Jared
The Jersey Shore whores have gone on strike! Bring in the scabs (who happen to be actual scabs) – Celebitchy
Celebrities SANS FARDS – Celebslam
The Over the Moon Watch: Ali Larter edition – I’m Not Obsessed
Kate Hudson wearing one of my auntie’s favorite formal tablecloths while on vacation – ICYDK
7 ways pot has wronged us – Cityrag
Whoopi Goldberg is high high on The View – SOW
The Louisiana trailer park flower continues to bloom – Hollywood Rag
Jessica Simpson finally kept her body free of the Mama Cass-approved muumus – Popsugar
The first time Jedward has ever seen a pair of breasts live and in person – Holy Moly!