Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 18, 2010 / Posted by:

This is the man who Jennifer Aniston makes her Cabbage Patch babies send a Father’s Day card to every year, because he invented them! Xavier Roberts is the creator and manufacturer of the CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS! That’s his signature on all of their nalgas.

In the late 1970s, Xavier created the Little People dolls which he eventually produced and sold at a converted medical clinic in Cleveland he called the Babyland General Hospital. The Little People dolls evolved into the Cabbage Patch Dolls and they hit the world in the early 80s. Wiki says that by 1999, 95 million dolls have been sold worldwide.

One of those 95 million dolls was owned by me, but Cabbage Patch Doll Protective Services should’ve taken him away from me early on. I buried him in the backyard, I threw him on the roof a couple of times, I ran over his head with my Big Wheel, I cut all his yarn hair off and I eventually lost him somewhere. My guess is that he turned to a life of crime and ended up in prison where he vowed to seek revenge on me while lifting weights in the yard all day. He’s probably on a bus right now to pay me a visit. I deserve it. Anyways, back to Xavier!

Xavier just might be the RPattz of the doll collecting world. Bitches are serious about him. On Flickr, there’s several pictures of collectors who have his signature autographed somewhere on their body. This guy and (Warning: Hairy ass cheeks ahead) this ho knows what I’m talking about.

Image via Pegasus57’s Flickr (For Lahoma)

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