How Do You Say “LOCK THE HO UP” In French?

July 17, 2010 / Posted by:

For the second time in a month, Parasite Hilton has been caught carrying the good shit by police. UsWeekly reports that officials found less than a gram of weed in Wonky’s purse as she made her way through Figari airport on the island of Corsica yesterday afternoon. Wonks was detained for a quick second before she was released back into the wild. No charges were filed, and she continued on to Sardinia, Italy.

Oh, France disappoints me so. They had the chance to quickly pass a law stating that any individual with the government name of Paris Whitney Hilton that is caught with even one marijuana bud must immediately be jailed for the rest of their lives. But I understand. When someone throws a piece of shit into your hands you immediately throw that shit to the next bitch. Wonks is the potato in the world’s game of Hot Potato. Hot Pooptato is more like it, actually.

Earlier this month, Wonks was busted in South Africa with a joint. She was also released without charge, because the police determined (aka bitch slipped them a stack of cash) that her friend was the one smoking up and not her.

Wonks has a snatch that could house all of White Oprah’s delusions yet she hides her weed in a purse?! I mean, Wonks could grow her own marijuana farm up in there with her hot warts serving as grow lights and she doesn’t take advantage of that! “Dumb bitch” is an understatement.

UPDATE: Wonks already denied this shit on her Twatter.

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