Tiger Woods’ most expensive trick Rachel Uchitel isn’t going to just take her $10 million and quietly retire to whore island forever. No, you can spray a can of Raid at her all you want, but Rachel isn’t going to slither away that easily. Apparently, fellow whore Donald Trump has invited Rachel to join the cast of next season’s Celebrity Apprentice. Rachel tells TMZ that she is absolutely going to
give him a hand job and a culo tickle as a thank you take him up on his offer. It’s not a done deal, because NBC still has to approve this mess.
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You know, this isn’t such a bad idea, but Donald Trump should stick it all the way in. Not just the tip. It’s about time that show casts some authentic whore pit vipers (no offense to Annie Duke). Donald should also get Boobshit McGee, Mike Jones, Jaimee Grubbs, Ashley Dupre, etc.. etc… If you’re going to bring ho shit into it, REALLY bring ho shit into it.