The Norton Simon Museum in Pasadena, CA has announced that they are replacing Raphael’s Madonna and Child with this picture of Cuban superstar Niurka Marcos and her son at the Univision Awards in Miami last night. Sorry, Mary, Jesus and Raphael, you’ll have to find something else you’re good at, because the changing of the guard has started right now!
I don’t know shit about Niurka, but that doesn’t matter. We don’t need to exchange information. Words are cheap when you’re faced with beauty that is this luxuriously expensive. Although, I think most of what she’s wearing was bought using a payment plan. Whatever! All I need to know is that she (?) is perfection from the top of her (??) head to the remarkable anus of a transsexual angel on her belly to the wholesale rhinestones on her acrylic claws to the Casper’s tail tattoo….and beyond.
It’s as if Chyna crawled up into Daryl Hannah’s vagina and took over her body. Niurka’s son is the luckiest boy in the world, because he has a devoted mother that is teaching him about tasteful elegance at such a young age.