You know Tommy Girl can gets an extra warm tingle in his taint when he watches Katie Holmes in full Stepford drag washing his daisy chains and anal beads in soapy water like the perfect little homemaker. But that’s not why Stepford Katie looks like this. Katie is playing Jackie O in a new History Channel mini-series on the Kennedy family. Go ahead and scream out the window “Jackie OHFUCKNOOOOOOOOOOO” while I wait here.
Personally, I’d rather see a movie with Suri Cruise as Jackie O. This will never happen, though. Suri has it in her life contract with Tommy that she is to never EVER walk more than 5 steps a day. I’m with Suri. Walking is really fucking annoying.