The-Dream Wants You To Feel Sorry For Him

July 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Pull out the biggest box of Kleenex you can find, because you’re going to need it. And not because The-Dream’s statement will make you cry a river full of sympathy tears for him. No, you’re going to need all those tissues to make a giant “BITCH PLEASE” sign to put in your front yard for The-Dream to see when he rides by in his waaaaaaaaahmbulance.

Earlier this week, The-Dream announced he was separating from his wife and baby mama Christina Milian after pictures of him rubbing guts with his side-piece crashed onto the internet. The-Dream is now passing around a basket to collect your sympathy. He wrote this open letter on his website:

First I want to thank God for the trials of life, without them we can’t know purpose!

I would love to tell the truth as to why my relationship wasn’t successful, but today that is between me and Christina. Its easy to say that it’s because of another woman or a new relationship but truthfully, IT’S NOT.

I take FULL RESPONSIBILITY for misleading everyone into thinking everything was fine and okay when we knew problems existed for awhile! I wanted to speak up but we decided it wasn’t for anyone to know. I would NEVER intentionally hurt a soul and everyone around me knows that! There was so much going on in me and Christina’s personal world that I tried to deal with it as delicately as I could and tried to regain my footing. Instead of being direct in order not to cause even more hurt or hurt someone’s feelings, I carried the weight in secret (Ed note: We can see that)!

I am Human and people fall in and out of Love all the time… This is Life. Nothing’s promised or perfect, neither am I. I am not proud that I lost something we once had…LOVE! I’ve always been a Loving Father, Hard Worker, Generous, Stern and Eager to prove myself. My faults are I can be irresponsible and an ass sometimes, but I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER be a malicious person or wish harm to anyone, especially those I love or the mother of my child. I’m sorry for the embarrassment to everyone involved! If there’s anyone to blame and you can’t fathom this happening, please blame me and me alone for not being upfront! Even though we were trying to overcome personal things between us, I was just simply scared and embarrassed to let everyone know we WERE FAILING and HAVE NOW FAILED!

This is not to justify anything, it’s true emotion! It’s a real thing that involves real people! I’ve cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I’ve tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming.

But I was reminded by my MOTHER that I am not “Superman” and its okay to lose sometimes…

This too shall pass! And everything will be fine!

~ Terius Nash ~

Yes, it’s obvious he cried for months. He cried into his palms and then smeared his tears all over his peen before sticking it in his piece. When The-Dream just couldn’t take it anymore, he tried to smother himself to death in another woman’s titties. When that made him stiff in the dick, instead of stiff in the body, he tried to off himself again by sucking on her coochie without coming up for air. So every ounce of sympathy (SPOILER ALERT: None) I have in my body goes to you, The-Dream.

via Necole Bitchie

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