This is why I only trust a team of professional master doms to strap me into a harness. Pink has been doing Cirque dude Soleil shit in her shows for years, so it was only a matter of time before one of those stunts put her ass in the hospital. During a concert in Germany last night, Pink’s bumbling ass dancers failed to secure her in a harness correctly and she went flying directly into a barricade. You can hear Pink screaming “NO NO” like me when the free clinic technician asks me where I’m bleeding from. The BOOM is at the 0:45 mark in the video below:
Since nothing soothes a bruise like a bunch of curse words, Pink hurled a “motherfucker” or two before being shuffled off to the hospital. The show was cut short and everyone was told to go home. Pink later apologized and her Twatter and said that she’s going to be fine:
To all my nurnberg fans- I am so so so sorry to end the show that way.I am embarassed and very sorry. I’m in ambulance now but I will b fine
about 16 hours ago via UberTwitter
@PinkFacts didn’t get clipped in2 harness correctly,drug me off stage, fell in2 barricade. Getting xrays.I hope it at least looked cool!!!
about 16 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to PinkFacts
Ok all my lovers out there- nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx nurnberg:(
about 15 hours ago via UberTwitter
More like the harness made Pink its bitch. Seriously, you can’t trust two bitches in tutus to do a master dom’s job!