Right before Katie Price performed her new single (which has already been listed as a torture device by the U.N.) on GMTV today, she admitted that she can’t dance or sing live. So if she knows that she has the dance skills of a plastic stripper doll with low batteries and a singing voice that could be classified as a terrorist threat, then what is the point of performing at all?! AND Katie can’t even lip-synch right. Deaf toads with cotton mouth lip synch better than her ass!
Katie is well aware that she’s causing harm to all of us, and yet she does it anyway! That is premeditated assault with intent to kill! LOCK THE BITCH UP! But before you do that, free that hairy jacket on her body first. Somewhere there’s a nekkid ass gorilla who is thisclose to catching hypothermia. You WILL be hearing from the Dian Fossey Foundation, Katie!
via Holy Moly!