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July 16, 2010 / Posted by:

The Jizz Tree!!!!

Every June and July the air in Downtown Toronto, Los Angeles, Beirut and other cities smell like Tommy Girl and John Travolta just wet burped in unison. The musky scent of nutsack nectar fills the air thanks to a tree the locals call “The Sperm Tree.” It’s fancy scientific name is Ailanthus altissima. So there’s another thing for you to scream when you’re getting down with your piece. “Shoot your Ailanthus altissima all over my ass!
Toronto resident Lorraine Johnson (hehehehehe…her last name is Johnson and she’s talking about sperm) moved to downtown almost 20 years ago during the “horny season” and she smelled it right away. She was also probably wondering why Paris Hilton would not stop licking the leaves. Now she knows. Lorraine tells The Star, “There’s no doubt. It smells like semen.”

The manager of tree protection in Toronto says that they don’t get that many complaints, because the smell goes away as quickly as it came (that’s pretty much every Saturday night for me). Nobody should complain! At least their trees cum. Most trees get wood, but never bust. They should feel lucky! Besides, your neighborhood smelling like peen leche for a few weeks is better than your neighborhood smelling like sperm covered dog shit marinating in a bowl of percolating trash all year round (like mine).

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