Afternoon Crumbs

Charlotte Church’s estranged husband is getting over the agony of their split by humping a football. Works for me. – Just Jared

Like a giant crusty loogie hawked up in your eye: Katherine Heeeeiggggl as Stephanie Plum – Lainey Gossip

Gui-do something! – Popeater

That girl who humped on Justin Timberlake once and is now motorboating Channing Tatum is in a bikini – Egotastic!

Paul Rudd needs a housecoat and a plastic shower cap to complete the look – Towleroad

Wet chonies brought to you by Katy Perry – The Superficial

Geena Lee Nolin still exists – Hollywood Tuna

I’m convinced that the only thing Rachel Bilson does all day is walk from her house to her car, drive around the block, walk back to her house and repeat 10-minutes later (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

This is what it looks like when your childhood barfs – The Chive

But where are the secretly recorded tapes of Melissa Etheridge calling Tammy Lynn Michaels a gold digging whore who needs to eat her? – Celebitchy

The pretty Asian girl from The Real World: San Diego got a new job! – Popoholic

In case you’re wearing a long sleeve shirt and can’t see the tattoo of a shirtless Taylor Lautner on your arm, here’s a picture of a shirtless Taylor Lautner – Popsugar

JLove wearing someone’s kitchen back splash as a dress – ICYDK

Masturbation Theater presents Stephen Dorff – Hollywood Rag

Here is a picture of Anderson Cooper and me – Cityrag

DAMN! Burger King ain’t that good – Crunk + Disorderly

Amy Adams as Janis Joplin?!! – I’m Not Obsessed