Stand By Your Ex-Man

July 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Robyn Gibson, seen here after getting her hair done by Edward Scissorhands, has submitted a 1-page sworn declaration to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department stating that Mel Gibson never buried her in a rose garden or beat her in the side of the head with a bat during their 28 years of marriage. According to TMZ, Robyn wrote:

“Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage. Mel was a wonderful and loving father.”

But did Robyn ever blow Mel? This is important information, because I don’t think Mel has ever been blown. EVER.

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