Lindsay Lohan Checks Into A Sober Living House
While you’re getting hit with a hangover from staring at the massive amounts of Photoshoppery on Lindsay Lohan’s German GQ Cover, she is sitting in a sober living house in West Hollywood. THAT BITCH just doesn’t quit.
LiLo checked into Pickford Lofts, which was founded by her new lawyer Robert Shapiro, yesterday afternoon. This is all part of her brilliant plan to keep from serving any part of her 90-day jail sentence. White Oprah and SamRo both visited LiLo late last night.
The prosecutor in LiLo’s case isn’t impressed with her latest trick. She told Radar, “It’s a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her. Ms. Lohan is going to jail… Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn’t.”
Hopefully, Judge Marsha is at the nail salon right now getting a “NICE TRY” decal on her middle finger.
UPDATE: Here’s some more Photoshopped to fuckery and back pictures from the GQ spread. And here’s the untouched shit for comparison.