Hot Slut Of The Day!

Rachel, the 26-year-old chemist/model/cocktail waitress from Big Brother: The Saboteur

Rachel had me wrapped up in her over processed locks (in Feria shade: Ruby Fusion, thankyouverymuch) on day one when she put on her serious face and said that her castmate Andrew must be Jewish since he wears a Yom Kippur on his head. Then she went on to say that his penis is probably latked and she hopes that he will be out of the house in time to celebrate Chutzpannukah with his family. She didn’t say the last part, but I’d like to think that those thoughts were dancing around her head.

Rachel also got me again when she wasted no time in getting herself a piece of ass in the house. Just a couple of days into the game, Rachel and Brendon started sucking each other’s tongues like two orangutans fighting over an apple. In the Big Brother house, dry humping on a bitch is called STRATEGY! “Oh, I’m only chewing on his nipples while massaging his chode, because it’s part of my game. It’s strategy! HELLO!”

Rachel is in danger of going home tonight, but hopefully this will not happen. Rachel just can’t go back to letting frat boys do shots from her belly button by night and making meth (or whatever the hell kind of chemistry stuff she makes) by day! She just can’t!

And I leave you with a modeling picture from Joker’s Updates of a BC (Before Chichics) Rachel with Ruth Bader Ginsburg Steven Tyler.