Hipster Or Gay?

July 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Here’s the forever mess Mischa Barton arriving at an airport in Nice, France yesterday looking like SHIT. Well, it’s all over her shirt so she’s practically advertising it. Mischa is also looking a strung out lot lizard who just found a pair of fancy tap shoes in the dumpster outside of a children’s dance school. Mischa brought along a new boyfriend she snatched directly out of the Hipster or Gay tumblr. Seriously, I don’t know whether to ask him if he’s on Grindr (SPOILER ALERT: The answer is DUH) or hand him a PBR.

Since Mischa needs a check like Mel Gibson needs a blow, she probably went down to the job placement agency and applied to be a professional Renee Zellweger. They dropped this piece in her lap and the rest is history. To be honest, I’m not entirely convinced that dude’s no-no stops for peen. Any true gay friend would tell Mischa that she needs to work on her relationship with a hairbrush.

Here’s more pictures of Mischa and her buttery baguette at the airport. I love the picture of them kissing. Do you think the dream bubble over dude’s head has Seth or Ryan’s picture in it?

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