Whoopi Goldberg’s dreads almost caught on fire and shot out of her scalp on The View this morning when she went off at the bitches who are terrorizing the receptionist at her office with hate-filled calls that only Mel Gibson would approve of. The calls are coming in, because Whoopi defended Mel on The View the other day by saying that he’s a personal friend of hers and she doesn’t think he’s a racist racist.
Whoopi said that if the bloggers and “people sitting at home trying to find stuff to do” (aka the people who watch her show) would’ve paid attention to her original rant, they would’ve heard that she never condoned his behavior. Whoopi then put on her annoying Valley Girl voice and joked that she must be a racist too, because she regularly curses out hos (example: you white bleep or you black bleep, etc…) who fuck with her.
I wish the camera would’ve panned to Hasselcrack and Sherri Shepherd at that exact moment, because they were probably beaming out of every single one of their orifices. For once they weren’t the ones wearing the “Crazy Dumb Bitch” cap.
And if Whoopi’s receptionist is tired of being called a “cunt whore bitch” by the haters, then she can forward those calls to me. I’m into it. It would be nice to hear it from someone who isn’t a bill collector…..or one of my relatives.