Nothing Says “Hardcore Rebel” Like Macy’s

July 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Whenever you need an outfit that just screams the following:

I like to smoke and so what in your ass if you don’t like it!”


Miley Cyrus is the kind of bubblegum shit that I chew up and spit out for breakfast! Oh, did I say breakfast? I meant brunch, because I’m so rock ‘n roll that I don’t get up until 12!


Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don’t! BAM!

You automatically go to the anarchy emporium that is Macy’s, right? So it only makes sense that Madonna and her daughter Lourdes picked 16-year-old edgy rebel Taylor Momsen to be the face of their new clothing line Material Girl, which will only be sold at Macy’s.

Yup, that’s Taylor Momsen. You probably didn’t recognize her ass since she doesn’t have half of the burnt charcoal from your barbecue on her eyes.

And now you know where to go if you want to look like the baddest bitch in the sandbox. I’m already scared of you.

via Daily Mail

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