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Nick Afanasiev, the dude with the longest tongue in the United States.

20-year-old Nick, an actor-type, has a hung tongue that measures 3.5 inches long which makes him the current record holder in the U.S. Nick’s tongue is just 0.37 inches away from beating the world record holder, so maybe he can use a peen pump to stretch it a little more.

Tongue Boy says that he does all sorts of shit with his tongue including texting, cleaning his elbows, picking nose boogers and he can even scratch your uterus with his tongue if it has an itch or knock the pus patches off your tonsils when you’ve got a sore throat.

Nick’s tongue has taken him to the Ty Ty Banks Shows, Jay Leno and a bunch of other shit. Nick’s hoping that his tongue will lead to a career in acting. Well, if that doesn’t work out, Nick’s face can always get a job as a professional seat.

Here’s some pictures of Nick showing off his Tommy Lee of tongues. Nick also has his own YouTube channel in case you (or your snatch, or your no-no) needs to see it in action.