Jennifer Aniston took a page out of the playbook co-written by St. Angie Jo and Sienna Miller by snatching another bitch’s man! Sort of. Kind of. Not really. But calling Jennifer Aniston a “homewrecking slut” instead of a “desperate sadling” is different and fun!
So apparently, Jennifer is dating the star of Tremors II Chris Gartin. Chris was also in a few episodes of True Blood, which means he might have breathed in the same air as Lafayette, which means he’s a total catch.
Sources say that things between Jennifer and Chris have gotten serious. Chris has introduced Jen to his two kids, and she has introduced him to her toilet paper roll doll collection. That serious! But not all of her friends are farting happy bubbles for her. In fact, Radar reports that Jen pulled the shank out of her back that Brad left there and used it to stab one of her friends to get a piece of Chris.
Chris’ ex-wife (their divorce was finalized last month) Joanna Gartin claims she has been friends with Jennifer for long time. Joanna says that Jennifer first knew Chris as her husband. When Joanna was asked what she thinks about Jennifer and Chris’ new thing, she said, “I’m really not at all interested in it. Jennifer has been my friend — our friend — for over 10 years… we have known each other a long time.”
Joanna’s mother is also getting into this shit. She told Australia’s Woman’s Day magazine, “It’s been difficult for Joanne. It just seems so bizarre to me because Jo and Jen are such good friends. I find it very strange that Jen would do that to Jo.”
You know, I’m not going to believe any of this until Joanna tells a magazine that what Jennifer Aniston did was really UNCOOL. Until I hear the code word, I’m not handing Jennifer any kind of award for achievement in the art of homewrecking.