Afternoon Crumbs

July 14, 2010 / Posted by:

PAGING CHRIS HANSEN! PAGING CHRIS HANSEN! We need you to come over and tell Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend to have a seat…. Bitch obviously just can’t get enough of changing diapers – Hollywood Tuna

You know those make-up masks that Jane Jetson always used to put on in the morning? Well, Kim Kardashian always looks like she has one on – Egotastic!

Eva Mendes wants you to slip a “You’re soooo brave” between her cleavage when she gets nekkid ass nekkid – Lainey Gossip

I can’t wait until Mr. Bear testifies as a character witness for the defense – The Superficial

So that’s what happened to all the fat lipoed from Star JonesTowleroad

The Empress of Lucite training her new slave boys in Miami (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

AnnaLynne McCord shows off her wide ass tan line – Popoholic

Kelly Osbourne no longer has share her hair products or flat iron – Celebitchy

Ryan Phillipe leaves his fly down, doesn’t show much. SELFISH! – Popsugar

And then Kristin Calamri went into this church where all the old friends from her past were……. – Just Jared

M.I.A. on Letterman – I’m Not Obsessed

Snooki looks like a 10lb pickle in a 1lb jar – Hollywood Rag

Jeremy Renner out-hots Channing Tatum in the body department – Moe Jackson

Does Winnie Cooper realize that she’s getting upstaged by a glamorous beauty in a white turban? – SOW

This is what it looks like inside my head when I eat a Double Double – Cityrag

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