I’ve eaten a lot of processed food and smoked a lot of stuff in my days, but I’ve never ever considered joining the Glenn Beck For 2012 Initiative UNTIL NOW! The darker La Toya Jackson has convinced me to do so thanks to:
1. The Bermuda hat which was purchased on a drunken whim at a gift shop on Royal Caribbean’s private island.
2. The strangely manicured wild brows that are growing long just so they can snatch a pair of tweezers from the bathroom cabinet and pluck themselves off her face.
3. The lip liner.
4. The lip liner.
5. The lip liner.
Get me a Wet ‘N Wild lip wand in Hanky Pinky and tell me where to sign!