Mel Gibson Continues To Abuse His Larynx (And Other Things)

July 13, 2010 / Posted by:

The love story of our time continues! Radar Online has brought us the third chapter in Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Rant” series! This one is filled with so much romantic poetry that I’m sure brides and grooms will be slow dancing to it at their wedding for centuries to come!

If you don’t feel like getting the cockles of your heart softly stroked by Mel Gibson’s soothing voice, then here’s a few quotes for you. Oksana Grigorieva gets a little more audio time in this tape:

Mel: “I will fire Concepcion (Ed Note: I made that name up, but I really hope her name is Concepcion) if she’s at your house. I will make it known and fire her. I’ll report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks! Okay?

Mel: “You fucking ignorant bitch! I don’t understand you. You’re saying stupid shit! How dare you fucking even insult me with some of the stupid reasoning you have. Your logic sucks because you’re a fucking mentally deprived idiot!”

OctoSana: “You made me moneyless. I used to have hundred thousand dollars a year when you met me. You took me, you possessed me. Everything I am you own me with my liver and my kidneys and my thoughts and my soul. Everything! My career, or whatever it is. Pathetic career. Whatever it is, it’s yours. You control me like marionette. I don’t belong to myself, only to you. I can’t do anything and I walk on eggshells always with you!”
Mel: “That’s because you are a fucking using whore. I OWN YOU!”

Mel: “You probably fucked (name snatched out)! You know you did!
OctoSana: “Wow. I swear in front of God that I did not.”
Mel: “Fuck an ugly man! You don’t give a fuck as long as they pay your fucking rent!”

OctoSana: “The baby is crying. I have to go.”
Mel: “Go look after my child!”
OctoSana: “She’s my child too.”
Mel: “Yeah unfortunately, you cunt whore! I hope she doesn’t turn out like you.”

You can come back to this tape whenever you need inspiration on what to write in a Valentine’s or Mother’s Day card.

At this point, Mel Gibson probably can’t even land the title role in a community theater production of MEIN KUNT: The Mel Gibson Story, so he should try out an entirely different career.

With a voice like his, he should record alarms for Brinks. Even the hardest thief wouldn’t continue to crawl through a window after hearing Mel scream at them, “YOU BETTER BLOW ME BEFORE YOU STEAL FROM ME, YOU GOLD DIGGING CUNT WHORE!” or “I WILL BURY YOU IN THE ROSE GARDEN IF YOU TAKE ANOTHER STEP, YOU COMMON SLUT!

via THG

Comments

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >