Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

It would be refreshing to see a reality star involved in a real relationship with someone who genuinely cares about them. This isn’t one of them. She wants a real relationship, but her man is gay, and in it just for the publicity. She kept thinking that he would change, but her hopes were completely dashed when she caught him in her bed with another guy. Even more shocking is that fact that the other guy is her brother. The couple’s breakup is being scripted and will occur in front of the cameras complete with her dramatically throwing her man out of the house. As of right now, though, you should not expect to see a take on why the relationship ended that includes the outing of the significant other or the brother. (Blind Gossip)

Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick (the “s” is silent) and her brother Rob?! The image of Scott nibbling on Rob’s furry b-hole is not one I want to take to bed with me tonight, so I’ll just say that they were just waxing each other’s nalgas and nothing else happened.

I don’t really have a caption for bad drunk behavior, just bad drug behavior. Too bad really because it really fits this one. Honestly, it was not really even bad drinking behavior. There was no yelling or screaming or anything that crazy. This very outspoken D list celebutante and former reality star is a big drinker, but I really thought she could handle her booze better than this. On a recent late night run for more booze, our D lister was so hammered that she puked in the parking lot and then, passed out on the floor of the store. An assistant manager was sent out to the parking lot to find our D lister’s driver who carried her out to the waiting car. (CDAN)

Didn’t we already tell Maggie Griffin to limit her booze intake to one box of wine a night?!

My real guess is Tara Reid, and I bet bitch takes more naps on floors than her own bed.

This C list television and movie actress who is currently on a middling success on a network is not winning friends among the cast. She is currently dating a married producer on the show which she seems to feel gives her carte blanche to be the biggest bitch she can to the female cast. As for the men, she flirts with them all non-stop and got one of her C+/B- list actor co-star into a huge fight with his B list movie girlfriend. The reason? Our troublemaker came into his trailer holding a towel and asked him if he could unscrew a jar of pickles. I kid you not. Pickles. Just at that moment, his girlfriend decided to pay him a visit. Absolutely no one likes her, except the boss. So, she stays. (CDAN)

When I think of pickles, I think of Snooki only, so I don’t have a clue.

Since her gastric bypass surgery and major weight loss, this former TV talk show personality only likes to hang with people who are heavier than she is. (Down2Front via Blind Gossip)

All together now….STARLET MARIE JONES!