While Christina Milian, star of the masterpiece Bring It On: Fight to the Finish, is at home with her 5-month-old baby, her husband The-Dream (more like The-Nightmare) is making waves of betrayal in the Caribbean by bumping fupas with his assistant Melissa Santiago. This shit looks like a walrus and a water hog wrestling over a fish.
The-Dream recently denied the rumor that his marriage is in the shits, so I wonder how he’ll explain this one. Or maybe he won’t have to explain this one, because the pictures of Christina burning all his shit on the front lawn (ala Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale) will say it all.
And where is Joey Greco with a mic and a camera when you really need him?
UPDATE: Aaaaaand they’re over. The-Dream’s spokesbitch issued this statement to UsWeekly: “Terius ‘The-Dream’ Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward.”
Was unsuccessful?! Who says that shit? It sounds like he’s addressing the failure of his attempt at the Flat Belly Diet, not something important like marriage.