Open Post: Hosted By Jenna Mourey

July 11, 2010 / Posted by:

If you’ve always wanted to look like you should be waiting in line at the free clinic after catching herp bumps on your ass cheeks from sitting on a toilet inside the Rock of Love Bus, then take notes while watching this video of Jenna give herself a whoreover.

In just a few simple steps, Jenna (who might just be the broken condom love child of Jan Brady & Fire Marshall Bill) shows you how to trick people into thinking you’re not fuglier than Mickey Rourke’s peen. Jenna is taking me up up and away with her exquisitely applied “built for fuckery” brows, but where are the lucite heels and bits of vomit in her hair from yacking up kamikaze shots?

Jenna could also call this tutorial “How to Attract Tiger Woods.”

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