Joan Rivers vs. SamRo

And in today’s Twatter battles, we’ve got Joan Rivers melting in one corner and SamRo sitting in the other corner so mad that she could chew the dick off of David. It all started when Joan stepped up to the mic and made a few funny jokes about Lindsay Lohan’s ridiculousness. Well, SamRo apparently thinks she’s the only one who can point and laugh at LiLo, because she threw a “You so old the Museum of Natural History Museum wants to buy a lock of your pubic hair” joke at Joan Rivers.

This is what Joan wrote on her Twatter:

Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
2:57 PM Jul 9th via web

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
3:38 PM Jul 9th via web

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
3:44 PM Jul 9th via web

Lindsay Lohan had “Fuck You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.
about 22 hours ago via web

And SamRo tried to double fan kick Joan in the taint with this:

Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear. #bully
about 16 hours ago via web

Yes, it’s true that Joan Rivers eardrums retired years ago and are now carpet bowling champions at a seniors community in Boca, but what does that have to do with her READING SamRo’s Tweet? The dumb bitch! SamRo might have a point about Joan Rivers being older than Larry King’s first cock ring, but she should save her strokes for something else (leave your suggestions here). Because Joan simply #doesntgiveafuck.

via People