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July 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Oscar, the Klepto Kitty of the UK!

There’s a new pussy named Oscar making headlines all over the world (not really)! But this Oscar doesn’t have a Google ranking higher than Megan Fox because his paws have been replaced with bionic Barbie feet. No, this Oscar is a common cat burglar! And unlike some cats I know, Oscar isn’t bringing his owners rabbit heads or bird legs. Oscar has a thirst for chonies. That pervy puss!

Oscar’s owners, the Weismantels, tell The Mirror that his thievery has gotten so bad that they had to call the police to let them know that they aren’t the ones stealing panties, rubber gloves, socks (hmmm…sound familiar?) and toilet paper from their neighbors.

They said that in the past month Oscar has brought them around 70 items and the pussy won’t stop. They added, “He’s got a lovely personality. If anyone is missing any underwear it would be good to put their minds at rest that it’s only a cat pinching them and not someone more unpleasant.

Am I the only one thinking that maybe just maybe Oscar is being set-up or working for someone else? Crusty chonies, rubber gloves, toilet paper…. Either Oscar is a kinky motherfucker or he’s secretly doing Gerard Butler’s dirty work.

via Fark (Happy Caturday!)

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