Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This action star has a thing for feet. This isn’t the usual preoccupation with a carefully pedicured foot gracefully slipped into a fashionable open-toed stiletto. The object of his desire is much more pedestrian. He will buy a woman a pair of sneakers and then have her to exercise in them barefoot until she works up a good sweat. He then takes long, intoxicating whiffs of the dirty sneaker until he gets aroused. Truth is, after he has the sneaker in hand, he doesn’t really need the woman. (Blind Gossip)

Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue. It would be like his Caligula. I’ll go with Jean-Claude Van Damme, because he looks like the type who would jizz through his nostrils over a pair of steamy sneakers.

This male, married, A list, mostly movie actor, but famous for television was at a party recently when he was confronted by a female model. It turns out the actor had sex with the model a few times and blown her off and changed his phone number and there the model was confronting him about he just screwed her and left. Lucky for the actor, his wife was not there, but 50 other people were there and heard every word. (CDAN)

Bruce Willis? David Duchovny? James Gandolfini? Tom Hanks (Hey, I’m farting out all our options)? Tim Allen (see Tom Hanks)? Adam Sandler? Ashton Kutcher?

Which married tabloid TV hate-figure is hoping that nothing gets out about his affair with a well-connected journalist? (Popbitch)

I really hope this involves Glenn Beck somehow.