A Potent Shot Of Perfection

July 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Now this is what a constipated Chucky Doll looks like after getting a discount makeover from a crackhead beautician with Tourettes at a Glamour Shots in the mini-mall, and it is so many layers of RIGHT!

Here’s famed Rumpologist Jackie Stallone almost percolating her wig off at an event with her son Frank in Los Angeles last night. Jackie is giving herself the vapors! Even Jackie’s exquistely applied lip liner is slowly weeping from being so close to her beauty. It knows that it’s not worthy. Or maybe it’s trying to slither away towards the nearest exit (NEVER!!!).

It’s as if you covered one of Carrot Top’s nutsacks with every product Oil of Olay has to offer! You can cancel church tomorrow, because you’ve already been graced with a higher power this weekend.

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