This Will Crawl Into Your Nightmares Tonight

July 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Fashion designer Patrick Mohr is every kind of evil for bringing these dark-sided alien creatures out in public at Berlin Fashion Week yesterday. Patrick needs to keep his kinky fetishes to himself. I mean, this is as if one of those Splice bitches sloppily made out with a bottle of Rogaine.

This is a real nightmare for me, because I keep pulling imaginary pubes out my mouth. They look like giant peen heads with foreskin made out of hair. This is why Nair should make lube. But I still would….


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