The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 8th!

July 9, 2010 / Posted by:

It doesn’t matter how many plastic surgeries Tori Spelling gets, her brain is still making a run for it. – Viva Mexico

Runners-up:

Meet my new pet, Joe Jackson. – DLucyAnn

I’m sure this is exactly what the prison guards will see when they do Lindsay’s cavity search. – tiny monkey

Vadge’s hysterectomy pics reveal so much. Let’s just say that Guy Ritchie is getting part of his chewed up dignity back, and Baby Jesus is very very lucky that his balls haven’t dropped yet. – salacious

This fish is called a Gibson because of the volume of shit that its mouth produces. – Master Blaster

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