Mel Gibson Being Mel Gibson: The Tape!

July 9, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Mel Gibson’s “You Look Like A Bitch In Heat” rant against Oksana Grigorieva has finally leaked on Radar Online and it’s some serious shit. It’s like Mel’s flirting with the South Park writers. I swear, Mel is huffing and puffing so damn much that lines of the bad shit on the coffee table are probably blowing all over the place. If you put your nose to your speakers, you can practically sniff the coke smegma dripping off tonsils. The KKK is totally going to remix this into a dance song to play at their pot lucks.

And I love how OctoSana is sitting there as calm as a stoned sloth. She’s imagining all the money she’s going to make when she leaks this audio tape of Mel shooting his career in the head at close range.

UPDATE: That was fast. The Hollywood Reporter says that Mel Gibson’s agency WME has dropped his ass.

Tags: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Smoke A Bowl, Your Face Scares Me

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