Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Judith Slade, an 81-year-old horny bitch who will drive all night to get a piece of lady ass, even if the cops take away her drivers license!

Judith and her dog Aca were going 164km/h down the highway in Lake Boga, Victoria, Australia on Monday afternoon when the cops tried to break her lady boner by pulling her over. But Judith told the Herald Sun that she didn’t pull over at first because her secret lesbian lover (who is half her age) was driving in front of her and she didn’t want to be separated. The cops finally caught up to her and now Judith might lose her drivers license for good. They even took away her car. Judith doesn’t give a fossilized clit if they take her license away, because she says she will buy more cars and keep on driving for a piece of young poon!

I have a feeling this was the original plot of Thelma & Louise.

Judith said, “What difference would it make if they took my licence from me? I’ll just buy more cars and they can take them away, too. I could buy another one now just to fight this and cruise past the police station, and say, ‘Here I am’. What I’m losing now, this is a lot. My friend, she has been punished and so have I. Isn’t that enough to make me feel sorry for what I did? I won’t speed again, that’s for sure. If they get nasty, I’ll just think, what the hell does it matter — I’ll drive after dark.”

And get this shit, Judith blamed her speeding on Aca, “My friend, she was ahead, and I overtook her. Aca then jumped on my leg and wanted to sit there, pushing down hard. I had to drag him off . . . and throw him on to the back seat.”

No wonder Aca has third-degree “PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS LOONBIAN” eyes.

The lesson that needs to be learned in all of this is that old horny lezzies just don’t give a fuck! Don’t try to keep them from getting their crusty pie eaten or you might get hurt!

(For Rachel)

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