LiLo’s Lawyer Quits That Bitch

July 8, 2010 / Posted by:

Shawn Chapman Holley no longer has any pubic follicles to pull out in frustration, so she has decided to finally put herself out of her misery by dropping the crazy off at the nearest gutter. TMZ says that they called Shawn Chapman Holley’s office to get a comment on something, but they were told that she’s no longer representing Lindsay Lohan.

They found out that LiLo has already hired the esteemed law offices of Scooby Doo. No, LiLo has hired Tiffany Feder-Cohen, a lawyer who was just admitted to the bar last year. And I’m guessing that in about a week, Tiffany will be hitting the other kind of bar any chance she gets to deal with LiLo’s delusions of crackery. Case in point, TMZ says that LiLo is already planning to appeal Judge Marsha’s 90-day in jail sentence.

When I first read this mess, I was really hoping that White Oprah would represent LiLo in court from now on. The court would have to accept the “Official Certificate To Practice Important Legal Stuff” White Oprah printed off the internet. This whole saga has really been missing White Oprah in a serious business woman’s suit. “I object on the ground…” No, I mean White Oprah would literally object while on the ground because she’d be so fucked up from the night before.

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