Sometimes a video comes along that just makes you want to lock the chain on your door and call in sick. This might be one of those videos. It’s True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard partaking in some drunken dry ass play with his “Beyond The Pole” (I’ll fucking say) co-star Rhys Thomas. It’s like a frat boy party meets a Calvin Klein ad circa 1995 meets a fangerbaner’s wet daydream.
ASkars exposes his Swedish nipples before trying to awaken Rhys’ no-no with a faux ass much. Rhys is trying to act all giggly, but you know he got the twitches at least once.
This is obviously some marketing shit, but at least it’s marketing shit that plays to all my senses. Enough of me, roll that beautiful bean footage already:
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