Introducing The Manliest Scent In The World

July 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Bruce Willis is hoping to make your nostrils scream “Yippee ki yi yay, motherfucker” with his brand new fragrance for men, which will keep millions of dust particles company on the back shelf of every discount drugstore in Germany. Surprisingly, Bruce’s new cologne doesn’t reek of dried play blood, gunpowder, Ashton Kutcher’s saliva, the tip of a potato, burnt scalp, digested Propecia pills, dead people and Mr. Clean’s pit sweat. No, the company putting out this mess says it smells like grapefruit, pepper, and vetiver.

The COO of the company even went so far as to say, “I personally feel that the new Bruce Willis fragrance is the manliest scent in the world.” Obviously, Mr. Perfume COO has never smelled Khloe Kardashian’s jockstrap right after her wrestling match with a Yeti.

via Boing Boing

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