Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Bobbi Eden, the Dutch porn star who has promised to suck the crotch vuvuzela of every one of her Twitter followers (22,000 and counting) if the Netherlands wins World Cup on July 11th! #brokejaw, #urethrawarts, #tongeburns

If you’re getting hit by the Twitter whale more than usual this morning, it’s because Gerard Butler, Tiger Woods and Vanilla Gorilla are all bombarding that shit and opening a 100 accounts each to follow the pride of the Netherlands Bobbi Eden! Right after the Netherlands advanced to the finals, Bobbi announced on her Twitter that if they win on Sunday she will celebrate their victory by shoving every Twitter dick in her mouth. Three of Bobbi’s porn star friends will offer a lending mouth.

Bobbi has 22,000 followers right now, so that means each ho will have to give around 5,500 beejes each and the dude better cum in 140 characters or less (I don’t know what that means either). Unfortunately, I still don’t think that’s enough dicks to beat Parasite Hilton’s all-time record. Bobbi will post the instructions on how to her collect your blowjob if her country wins.

Finally, a bitch with real patriotic spirit is willing to scoot up to the plate and put her money where her mouth is. Or should I say, her mouth where the peen is. GO NETHERLANDS!

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