A few weeks ago, Trent Reznor hinted that his Bai Linganese alien wife, Mariqueen Maandig, is baking a fetus in her womb. Well, in an interview with WWD Mariqueen confirmed that Trent will soon be nursing their first child. Obviously, Mariqueen won’t be the one breastfeeding since we know that Trent is the one with succulent bottlenosed nipples.
Mariqueen told WWD that she’s been working on a new album with Trent, but that shit has been put on pause until her baby jumps out of her stomach and starts tap dancing on the diner counter. Mariqueen said that she’s spending all of her time trying to come up with a baby name, “I have a list, it’s so hard. It’s like here’s a brand-new life and you’re in charge of it, now go!”
I’m sure Mariqueen and Trent will come up with a baby name that is worthy of a million fuckery stamps. They better show Jason Lee how to really eff up a child’s life by giving them a name that just rolls off the tongues of soon-to-be playground bullies.
And personally, I can’t wait to see pictures of Mariqueen and Trent’s baby. Mariqueen is going to pop out a gigantic neck with two intergalactic eyebrows on it. Adorable!