Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Which C list star was so hopped up on drugs this weekend that he tried to include fireworks into his bedroom routine with his girlfriend? We’re not talking about the proverbial kind, we’re talking actual fireworks. His antics sent them both to the emergency room with a few minor burns. Perhaps this kind of behavior is exactly why he can’t get custody of his kids. Not Jeremy London. (BuzzFoto)

Jeremy London pretending to be Jason London?! Seriously, this has to be Jeremy London, because he’s one of the only crackies who would think sparkler fucking is a good idea.

This A list rocker has been trying for the past month to convince a girl he met in rehab to have an abortion. The reason? She is 17. So far she has refused. (CDAN)

The only A-list-ish rockers that I know have been in rehab recently are Steven Tyler and Ronnie Wood, but I was under the impression that they both are jizzing cobweb balls. With that said, I’ll go with Ronnie Wood since he has a thirst for youngins.

This A list singer (ahem)/producer and performer who has been in this spot before was recently whacked out on Ecstasy at a club here in LA. Unable to figure out where the bathroom was, or just figuring he could get away with it, he pulled a Verne and peed in the corner. No one even said a word to him. Yeah, go ahead and try that yourself, and see if no one says anything to you. (CDAN)

Justin Bieber? And that’s really rude to make fun of him for this when he’s not even finished with potty training! But seriously, this might be Diddy or Kanye. If it’s Kanye, then that drab corner should feel lucky, because it was blessed by the urine of a GOD (this is Kanye’s thought process).

This actor started out with a bang, making films one after another, winning accolades and awards. Then his personal habits caught up with him and he had a few rough years. You name an issue, and he’s had it: drugs, alcohol, women, babies, and… men. He’s working, but he is struggling to get back on top, because he refuses to give up any of the above. His solution: vampires! Look for him to inject himself into one of the vampire projects within the next year. Oh, and he definitely isn’t giving up men. He has recently been spending time servicing a famous gay actor with whom he’s been linked in the past. (Blind Gossip)

The “bang” makes me think of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, which makes me think of Robert Downey Jr. But RDJ’s career isn’t exactly in the shit hole, so maybe this is Val Kilmer? But besides a ham sandwich, who the hell would want to be serviced by Val Kilmer? I have no clue.

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