Best Viewed With The Mute Button On

July 7, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Megan Fox once said that she fiercely guards her privacy with her toe thumbs, but methinks a little thing called “BITCH NEEDS A CHECK” caused her to release a bunch of pictures from her Hawaiian beach wedding to David Silver. Entertainment Tonight aired the pictures last night, and you might want to watch it with the STFU button set to ON.

I mean, Samantha Harris is the not robot I’d want to narrate my wedding to Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. This shit is the last thing Samantha’s voice should be used for. Samantha should be narrating orientation videos in torture chamber waiting rooms. Samantha’s voice should be alerting riders that they’ve reached the 9th circle in Hell’s elevator. Samantha’s voice should be used as a dog whistle to shut up Mel Gibson when he starts to rage bark.

If Samantha’s voice and a Megan Fox quote battled it out in a cage fight for the title of the MOST ANNOYING SHIT ON EARTH, I don’t know which one would come out alive.

via ONTD

Tags: Hotness, Megan Fox, Weddings

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