Afternoon Crumbs

If only I had Tired Gay’s problems – OMG Blog

Move over, MiserAlba, so we can get a better look at that fancy man behind you – Egotastic!

Don’t ask Boy George to Tumble 4 Ya or you might get squashed – SOW

Elle Macpherson and Uma Thurman hanging out at the Exes of Arki Busson Conference – Lainey Gossip

SANTO DIOS! Jesus does Playboy (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Kendra’s husband might be boning tricks behind her back – The Superficial

Johnny Wier is still creaming at the mouth about his love of fur – Towleroad

Marisa Miller wants to know if you’d like a little pubes with your pasta – Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan is on the diet of champions – Celebitchy

Dakota Fanning in Marie Claire – ICYDK

Who is this supposed to be exactly? – Popoholic

So I guess Sarah Palin’s check to Levi Johnston must have cleared – Just Jared

LOLhans – Cityrag

Sad Clown Baby is looking sad on the cover of Star – Popbytes

Wino gave her crackhive the night off – Hollywood Rag

Taylor Momsen wants you to know that her manufactured edginess was not bought from a Disney factory – I’m Not Obsessed

Gay Fish put Amber Rose on suspension – Necole Bitchie