Open Post: Hosted By An Ass Struttin’ Hater

July 6, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The worst part of this video is when it ENDS, because I have a feeling that this hot piece was just about to really break down the ass strut for us. Dude backs his shit up like he’s trying to get poked in the ass by a top who keeps doing the Moonwalk (BEEN THERE!).

This clip that will keep you struttin’ that ass for the rest of the day is from a local news station in Huntersville, Alabama. This hot piece is telling the reporter how he can’t stand it when fancy falutin’ bitches strut their asses down the sidewalk without a care in the world, because walking is a luxury for them. But he doesn’t drive a Mercedes, so he has no choice but to walk all the way from Huntsville to Guntersville which leaves him too tired to STRUT THAT ASS! At least that’s what I think he’s going on about it.

But he shouldn’t have to walk anywhere. I mean, all he has to do is strut that ass down the sidewalk and every car will pull the hell over and take him wherever he needs to go! Shit, I don’t even own a car and I’m about to hot wire one so that I can drive all the way to Alabama to offer him a ride if he promises to strut that ass for me live.

via Tabloid Prodigy

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