OctoSana Comes Prepared

July 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Shortly after Mel Gibson’s side denied that he ever got violent with Oksana Grigorieva, an audio tape featuring his “I hope you get raped by a pack of n**gers” rant magically showed up on the steps of Radar (OctoSana denies leaking that shit). Well, OctoSana has more where that came from! Radar reports that OctoSana has loaded a bunch of pictures in her gun and is ready to fire that shit if Mel doesn’t play nice. The pictures show OctoSana after Mel allegedly punched her in the eyes and then knocked out a few of her teefs. An accusation that Mel’s lawyer has already denied.

A source who has seen the photos tells Radar, “You can see Oksana’s two main front teeth were broken and there are bruises all over her face. They will come out eventually and she is prepared to use them in their court case.” The source also explained why OctoSana never turned Mel into the cops, “Oksana was scared to death to go to the cops. Any battered woman is… most women never speak out and suffer years.”

While I do believe that Mel Gibson is an evil monster who would choke out an adorable kitteh if it was wearing a yarmulke, I think OctoSana held on to the tapes and pictures to use as ammunition against him later on. When Mel shouted, “I’m not giving you millions of dollars in child support, you sugar tittied pig in heat!” OctoSana dropped the audio tapes into the media’s lap. And if Mel continues to not give her what she wants, she’ll drop the pictures next. Don’t fuck with OctoSana.

On a positive note, at least Mel Gibson will have handfuls of evidence to bring to the admitting office in Hell to prove to them why he should get VIP treatment.

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