My Tivo is dead to me for not recording Vienna Sausage and Bachelor Jake’s showdown, which was filled with ugly wonky crying (from Vienna) and creepy eyes (from Jake) – Celebitchy with video at Gawker TV
Why is Kunty Karl hanging around that Styrofoam plate of bleached and boring asparagus? – Lainey Gossip
The thing that bothers me the most about these topless pictures of the Russian Spy is that her sheets don’t match. I mean… – Egotastic!
This is what Tim Peeler (aka The Sasquatch Hunter of North Carolina) thinks of when he masturbates with his coyote caller – The Superficial
Joseph Gordon-Levitt giving us some BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT on Details Magazine – Towleroad
All Victoria Silvstedt needs is a pair of lucite heels and then she’d be an official purveyor of elegance (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Even Christina Hendricks magnificent chichis can’t save that fug dress – Popoholic
For some reason, Sophie Monk’s whole “barback at a biker bar” look is working for me – Hollywood Tuna
Javier Bardem to guest star on Glee – ICYDK
Kimberly Locke is looking for the next Weather Girls – I’m Not Obsessed
Zac Efron keeping his shirt on while at the beach?! His nipples must not have been camera ready – Just Jared
Matthew McConaughey teaching his son early that wearing a shirt is no way to go through life – Popsugar
Bitches can’t find they man cause this ho rode them until they disappeared (aka joined the priesthood) – Crunk + Disorderly
Kendra covers up at the pool – Hollywood Rag
A cast of cats reenacting my morning – Cityrag
Cheryl Cole has Malaria! Samantha Fox has rabies! Somebody check on Martika! – Holy Moly!