Afternoon Crumbs
My Tivo is dead to me for not recording Vienna Sausage and Bachelor Jake’s showdown, which was filled with ugly wonky crying (from Vienna) and creepy eyes (from Jake) – Celebitchy with video at Gawker TV
Why is Kunty Karl hanging around that Styrofoam plate of bleached and boring asparagus? – Lainey Gossip
The thing that bothers me the most about these topless pictures of the Russian Spy is that her sheets don’t match. I mean… – Egotastic!
This is what Tim Peeler (aka The Sasquatch Hunter of North Carolina) thinks of when he masturbates with his coyote caller – The Superficial
Joseph Gordon-Levitt giving us some BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT on Details Magazine – Towleroad
All Victoria Silvstedt needs is a pair of lucite heels and then she’d be an official purveyor of elegance (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Even Christina Hendricks magnificent chichis can’t save that fug dress – Popoholic
For some reason, Sophie Monk’s whole “barback at a biker bar” look is working for me – Hollywood Tuna
Javier Bardem to guest star on Glee – ICYDK
Kimberly Locke is looking for the next Weather Girls – I’m Not Obsessed
Zac Efron keeping his shirt on while at the beach?! His nipples must not have been camera ready – Just Jared
Matthew McConaughey teaching his son early that wearing a shirt is no way to go through life – Popsugar
Bitches can’t find they man cause this ho rode them until they disappeared (aka joined the priesthood) – Crunk + Disorderly
Kendra covers up at the pool – Hollywood Rag
A cast of cats reenacting my morning – Cityrag
Cheryl Cole has Malaria! Samantha Fox has rabies! Somebody check on Martika! – Holy Moly!