When Bad Lace Fronts Happen To Good People

July 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Raquel Welch is an ageless goddess perfectly carved from a bronzer stick and she can do no wrong, so I’m not sure how this tragic situation happened to her at the opening of The Greenbrier Resort in West Virginia on Friday. AND Raquel is a master wig mistress so we all expect her to always be at the top of her wig game! That wig looks like it’s trying to pry itself off of her hairline so it can quietly find the nearest exit. We know that’s not what it’s trying to do since we’d all chew our own nipples off in order to sit on Raquel’s head.

Where was the Beyonce in Raquel’s life to blend that mess and secure it with wig saliva (aka glue)? I mean, why is Raquel making it so easy for her enemies to snatch her wig off?! WIGS BETTER ROLL for this shit!

That being said, Raquel’s exquisite lip liner looks like it was applied by the hand of Renoir.

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