Hot Slut Of The Day!
The TV Hat (Alternate Name: The Ass Hat)
Now I finally know what to get one of my uncles for Christmas. Thanks to the TV Hat, dude no longer has to plug his living room TV into the longest extension cord and wheel that shit to the front yard to watch it on hot days when he doesn’t want to pay for air conditioning. With the TV Hat, he can lounge on his front patio couch without straining his arms. Although, he’s going to need an iPod to operate this mess, so he’s on his own with that one.
The TV Hat is also perfect for when you just want to spend your day at work tickling your genitals while watching porn. Just throw the TV Hat on top of your head, drape your body with a Snuggie and throw a DO NOT DISTURB sign over the front of your cubicle. The TV Hat’s flaps will muffle your fuck moans (or your cries of embarrassment from wearing a TV Hat). If your boss asks about it, just say you have a medical condition (examples: chronic insanity or a fluorescent lights allergy). You can’t argue with a medical condition.
Here’s the infomercial for the TV Hat, which I’m pretty sure isn’t a hoax. Hopefully, the makers of the TV Hat will also release an Internet Hat, so I never have to deal with live people in real-life again!
via Buzzfeed