Panty Creamer Of The Day: Stephen Dorff

July 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Here’s Stephen Dorff winking at your ass while flashing his insane V muscle in Malibu yesterday afternoon. Seriously, that V (is for “vagina and other fuck parts go here“) muscle is crazy. This is some “when love handles go right” shit. It’s like a pair of sessy body pockets. You just want to grab onto Stephen’s V and never let go. Or you can use his V to store your cell phone and a bottle of lube. Whatever creams your crop.

Here’s more of Stephen with a slobbery dog friend yesterday. But seriously, that dog is the real star of this gallery. Bitch really thinks it can handle that football.

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